A Womans Joke

Three guys are out fishing, when one lands a mermaid.
She offers to grant each fisherman a wish in exchange
for her freedom.

"OK, double my IQ," says the first fisherman.

"Done," says the mermaid, as the man, to his amazement,
begins to recite Shakespeare.

The second fisherman is so staggered he says to the
mermaid, "Triple my IQ."

"Done," says the mermaid, as he spouts solutions to math
problems he never knew existed.

The third fisherman is beside himself. "Quintuple my IQ!"
he screams.

The mermaid looks at him and says, "Normally, I don't
try to change people's minds when they ask me for a wish,
but I'd really like you to reconsider."

"No, I want my IQ increased 5 times, and if you don't, I
won't set you free."

"Please, " says the mermaid. "It will change your entire
view of the universe."

But no matter what the mermaid says, the third fisherman
persists. So the mermaid sighs and says, "Done."

And with that, he became a woman.

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