Something to THINK about......

 It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now
 and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to
 another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
 I began to think alone -"to relax," I told myself - but I
 knew it  wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me,
 and finally I was thinking all the time.
 I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and
 employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself.
 I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read
 Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused,
 asking,  "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
 Things weren't going so great at home either. One evening I
 had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of
 life. She spent that night at her mother's.
 I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss
 called me in. He said, "Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me
 to  say  this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you
 don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
 This  gave me a lot to think about.
 I came home early after my conversation with the boss.
 "Honey," I confessed... "I've been thinking..."

"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a
divorce!" "But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
 "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as
 much as college professors, and college professors don't make any
 money,  so if you keep on thinking we won't have any money!"
 "That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently, and she
 began to  cry. I'd had enough. "I'm going to the library," I snarled
 as I  stomped out the door.
 I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche,
 with an  AM station on the radio. I roared into the parking lot and
 ran up to the big glass doors...they didn't open. The library was

 To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out
 for me that night.
 As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass,
 whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend,
 is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably
 recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's
 Anonymous poster.
 Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I
 never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a
 non-educational video; last week it was "Porky's." Then we
 share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last
 I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home.
 Life just seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped