(or Texas Ebonics)

ahz: --- The things you see with

agi: --- which comes first the chicken or the agi.

arn: --- A electrical device to remove wrinkles from cloths

bawl: --- what water does at 212 degrees

bidness: --- a commerical enterprise

bobbycue: --- a delectable sandwich of chopped pork clow slaw and fiery

co-cola: --- any form / brand of soft drink

clinics: --- a tissue

crine: --- weeping

daufins: --- name of pro football team in Miami

daints: --- a more or less formal event which members of the opposite
sex move rythmically to the
sound of music.

dayum: --- an expletive; in other states a four letter word

doc: --- a condition caused by absence of light

ever: --- each as in "she's bin crine since JJ run off"

far: --- combustion

git: --- to acquire

goff: --- a game played with clubs and little white ball

hep: --- a cry for assistance as in "hep theres a far"

hoss: --- a large solid hoofed vorous animal

lectricity: --- energy for irons,TVs, and other things

liberry: --- a building where thousands of literery works are kept

nekkid: --- to be unclothed

ole well: --- a source of petroleum

own: --- opposite of awf (see lectricity)

paypuh: --- what you write on

shevulray: --- a General Motors product

spearmint: --- something scientists do

stow: --- a place where things are sold

tar: --- a round inflatable object thats sometimes goes flat

uhmurkin: --- someone who lives in the United States of America

zackly: --- precisely