You might be a teacher if...

You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all
your holidays and summers free.

You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report

When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
correct their behavior.

When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food

You think people should be required to get a government permit before
being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could
give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you
heard it.

Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this
kid like this?"