God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither
pat ourselves on the back nor kick ourselves too easily.

Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment. - Iara Gassen

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages
of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. :)

The reason people blame things on previous generations is
that there's only one other choice. - Doug Larson

Smart is when you believe half of what you hear.
Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.

There's nothing to match curling up with a good
book when there's a repair job to
be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. -Sam Rayburn

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
- Andre Maurois
 

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