What is God Like?


God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.
God is like Pan Am... He makes the going great
God is like General Electric...He lights your path.
God is like Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders.
God is like Hallmark Cards... He cares enough to send the very best.
God is like Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
God is like VO5 Hair Spray...He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like Dial soap...Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you
wish everyone did?
God is lilke Sears...He has everything.
God is like Alka Seltzer...Try Him, you'll like Him.
God is like Scotch Tape... You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
God is like American Express Card...don't leave without Him!
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Pearly Gates Story

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the
pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it
into heaven. You tell me all the good things
you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item,
depending on how good it was. When you
reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and
never cheated on her, even in my
heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and
supported its ministry with my tithe and
service."
"Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."
"One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city
and worked in a shelter for homeless
veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.
"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into
heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"
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