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Scripture Funny

     An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an eveningservice  when she was startled by an intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of   robbing her home
of its valuables, she yelled "Stop, Acts 2:38". The
burglar  quickly turned around and pointed his gun at her
when she yelledagain   "Stop, Acts 2:38". Well this time
the man stopped, dead in his tracks.The  woman calmly
called the Police and explained what she had done.
As the      Officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
him "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did
was yell a Scripture to you."Scripture?"  the burglar exclaimed,
"I thought she said she had an AX and two 38s."
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